Phresher Than U

creekfiend:

yellbug:

argumate:

cargopantsman:

argumate:

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

very very slow tigers are chasing me

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

(via neptunes-salty-butthole)

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Herman: List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner.

Philip: this is literally destroying my life

(via neptunes-salty-butthole)

iticaboopsyou:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is hands down the best thing I’ve seen for this meme format😂

(via catnnapping)

cemeterything:

i made this for a group chat but i figured i might as well post it here too

(via unclefather)

norcumi:

lynati:

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

(via catnnapping)

baku:

(via damn-funny)